Sisters...

I have this "sister" who lives with us but she's not really my sister at all! Her name is August and I think my mom is confused...I was here way before August and she is OLD! She is no fun at all! Plus, I get yelled at when I lick her. I don't see what is wrong with licking. I get yelled at for licking people, I get yelled at for licking August....who am I allowed to lick?!?

Before August came around there was this cool girl Sidney who lived with us and my other aunt. Weird thing is...when Sidney came she was a lot smaller than me but by the time they moved out she was huge! Bigger than me! Nobody ever yelled at me for licking Sidney. It was fun to have her around because she would play with me, and Aunt Sarah gave us treats every day and took us to the park! I love the park!

Then one day my mom came home with August...she was very short and fat. It changed my life forever. August and Sidney hated it when mom and Aunt Sarah were gone and they would make messes. They tried to watch movies and read books but mom would get so mad! So...long story short, Aunt Sarah moved out and Sidney went with her....I got stuck with August. In a car. For 2 days. All the way to Arizona.