Book Club?

Mom's friends come over for book club and there is this guy....David. He keeps bringing barbecue sauce and different marinades and looking at me strangely. He often drools. Mom's friends are weird!

AND Aunt Bonnie flicked me right in between the eyes with a rubber band today! How rude!

Sisters...

I have this "sister" who lives with us but she's not really my sister at all! Her name is August and I think my mom is confused...I was here way before August and she is OLD! She is no fun at all! Plus, I get yelled at when I lick her. I don't see what is wrong with licking. I get yelled at for licking people, I get yelled at for licking August....who am I allowed to lick?!?

Before August came around there was this cool girl Sidney who lived with us and my other aunt. Weird thing is...when Sidney came she was a lot smaller than me but by the time they moved out she was huge! Bigger than me! Nobody ever yelled at me for licking Sidney. It was fun to have her around because she would play with me, and Aunt Sarah gave us treats every day and took us to the park! I love the park!

Then one day my mom came home with August...she was very short and fat. It changed my life forever. August and Sidney hated it when mom and Aunt Sarah were gone and they would make messes. They tried to watch movies and read books but mom would get so mad! So...long story short, Aunt Sarah moved out and Sidney went with her....I got stuck with August. In a car. For 2 days. All the way to Arizona.

Say my name!

Today was a really laid back day. Lots of naps while hanging out with mom at work. There were a few people there who played with me and kept calling me "Cute"....who is this Cute? Do we look alike or something?

And can I just ask...what is SO hard about the name Pedro anyway?!? It seems that no one knows my name...mom's friends are always calling me Pablo, Paco, Padro, and Francisco. Francisco. Francisco....that's a fun word!

Ugh! A bath!

So, today I went to work with my mom...she works at my doctor's office. I usually like going to work with her, I love car rides, but today after we had been there a while she decided that I needed a bath! She told me I smelled like butt! Really!?! Here I was finally starting to smell nice for a change and she goes and sprays me with this nasty smelling stuff! Don't get me wrong I love the massage part but do I have to get wet? Does she need to fill my hair with that foamy nastiness she calls "shampoo"? Honestly, it doesn't even taste good!